1. Saw My Name is Bruce.

2. It was MADE OF AWESOME AND HILARIOUS.

3. Bruce Campbell was there.

4. I asked him a question; he said my sister must live under a rock. No, really.

5. UPS still sucks lion *BEEP*.

6. Fried rice is NUMMY.

7. I love Halloween.

8. Going to Seattle this weekend.

9. No, srsly. LOVE.